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Nothing fulfilled me more than watching my enemies explode into T-bone steaks and chicken drumsticks with every swing of my gigantic laser sword. Unfortunately, NCSoft does not care about any game that doesn't have good sales in Korea, no matter how popular it is elsewhere.

Entropy Zero 2: Hunt Down the Mossman is only a mod in the strictest definition. Rather, it's a completely original and fully voice acted six-hour campaign that rivals both Opposing Force in soldier-on-alien ass-kicking and Portal 2 in human-on-robot character development. All the loose ends from where Half-Life 2's story left off are tied up in a nice Gordian knot just begging to be sliced open by a th...

...uh, well, let's just say I'm hyped for Entropy Zero 2: Episode One!

Proof that gamers are the whiniest and most entitled group of people in existence. You can spend six years turning your game from an absolutely broken disaster to one of the best on the market and they will STILL complain about everything you didn't fix yet.

Great game btw, easy to lose hundreds of hours to.

I've been playing this on and off since 2013 or so, and just recently decided to pick it back up after Bungie decided to screw over every single person playing Destiny 2. It's pretty good.

Warframe scratches the same "sci-fi horde shooter with great environments and storytelling" itch as D2 does, except Warframe's developer/publisher doesn't harbor active malice for their players, nor do they remove paid content from the game to replace it with even more expensive paid content. In fact, it's very lenient to F2P players, which (unlike D2 players) can access all the content in the game without paying. It is a bit of a grind to get new weapons and frames as you have to first acquire their blueprints and then build them over a period of a couple days, but you can get MTX currency (platinum) by trading with other players and more or less all of the grind and wait can be skipped if you have enough of it.

This is a game that is very easy to sink hundreds of hours into. Even if you get bored eventually you can come back in a few months to experience even more content, as new expansions are added to the game regularly and unlike Destiny 2 you don't need to pay $60 for each one.

Screw Bungie btw.

A very short walking simulator set in a country similar to India. You basically go into your uncle or something's house, have dinner with him, wait around for 10 minutes while he makes a phone call, he comes back and you do some more walking with him, leave, and that's the game. Kind of expensive for such a quick experience but the graphics were pretty at least.

It's more Ace Combat than Ace Combat.

This game sucks.

Someone threw Elite Dangerous, Assassin's Creed 4 and Firefly in a blender and the result is the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smoothie I've ever paid 3 dollars for.

Play this game while it's still on sale; you won't regret it. I'd even argue it's worth full price. The little jankiness there is with the warp system doesn't distract from the incredible atmosphere and the crazy fun gameplay.

more hitscanners than blood on extra crispy

Not sure why people don't like this game. It's got an absolutely unique atmosphere for its genre and was good enough for me to enjoy a couple playthroughs of. It's got a lot of heart. Give it a try, at least.