cry out "GOTT IN HIMMEL"
I've done it!
slowly, fingers shaking
Stan moused over to the little arrow
Trembling now,
his hand clawing the mouse
He vigorously left cliked
Sending forth a torrent of options
Desperately, frantically
He searched through the sea of options
Online, Away, Busy
No, no, no, this was not what he was looking for
He looked further
Looking to Play, Looking to Trade
These were noble choices, but they could not serve his purposes
He was getting worried now, his options were crumbling before his very eyes
He was down to the penultimate little bit of text
Offline, this would make things even worse than before
Slowly, a tear began to form in his eye
It rolled down his cheek as the final shreds of hope left him
When more through desperation than any kind of hope
He glanced at the last box
"Change Profile Name..."
At first he thought he was imagining it
akin to a lost desert wanderer glimpsing a mirage in his final fleeting moments
But he began to visualise it more clearly
And slowly
His heart fluttered
He thanked his favourite "GOTT IN HIMMEL" one more time
Furiously now, working up a pace in his enthusiasm
He bashed his left click once more
The Great Almighty GOTT had done him one last favour
The box he needed was already highlighted
Stanley Mgee, in his last act under this name that had served him for so many years
Backspaced like it was the last time he ever would
which in a way, it could be considered it was
And with the power bestowed unto him by his wonderful leader GOTT
He typed the characters
and this "[OTIT]s Mgee" was born
-The Tsmujinomicon, Genesis