Recent reviews by Stalzy

From pretty bad to pretty damn good.

Had Porn on my left monitor

Beer to my right

Blasting space ships outta the sky with a kick ass sound track

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm a space cowboy

Better than No Man Sky. ;)

Mortal Online will kick your ass
- Hand holding? Hah..
- Ingame map? Good F'ing luck
- Quest's? Wtf are those

Does it have a single server, open world, full loot pvp, full crafting, and an easily griefable flagging system? You bet your ass it does.

Forge your own adventure by becoming a Tamer (mounts/pets/battlepets), Crafter, Fighter, Architect, Butcher/Cook and more. Not newb friendly, and defiantly not solo friendly. You will die, You'll die f'in bad. You'll die so hard you'll relog into Runescape.

Do you fear real life? Ever been hand cuffed, told to take off your pants while being force fed to drink disinfectant? Well now your dreams can come true in DayZ! The Zombie apoc is upon us, and rather than banding together as humans, we now take the form of bandit raping, pilligaing wannabe vikings!

This game is the best.