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7.2 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
best game ever
Posted 22 July, 2024.
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153.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Was with a group of Americans and two of my friends who just made me buy the game, and for some reason had point with the machine gunner class. bunch of blueberries behind us. We are looking down a hedge and i see about 10 Germans roughly 100m away crossing the ditch. As i rip in the Germans direction hip firing so loud i couldn't hear anything but my gun, our team of blueberries unbeknownst to me all laid down to take cover. I can see Germans frantically running back and forth getting into positions while i continually suppress them. I finally run out of my first belt and hear and see nothing but returning fire. I turn around to see abunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ laying on the ground trying to find a target. I yell in direct chat "STOP LOOKING FOR A TARGET JUST SHOOT! SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT". Eruption of blueberry gunfire ensues as i continue to walk fire and get shot in the face 4 seconds later. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic game.
Posted 24 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
167.2 hrs on record (28.5 hrs at review time)
Dude this game is sick
Posted 1 June, 2021.
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84.9 hrs on record (79.0 hrs at review time)
bunch of nerds just pwn me the whole time but its fun and realistic. takes skill
Posted 26 December, 2019.
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235.2 hrs on record (135.1 hrs at review time)
Haven't had a lot of time on here, but this game is siiiiiick! i'd recomend it. Especially if you're into doing things on your own. There are a lot of NPC barbarians and other animals/Humanoids. I hate to compare this to ARK, but it's a bit like ARK except you don't die right away 1000 times on official (unless on pvp). And the evironment aspect is more forgiving, you wont run into a level f*&%*%@ 150 barbarian and get rocked, it's more skill based on how well you dodge, block, etc. so starting off at lvl one if you're a badass you can take out a whole band of barbarians with your fists.
Posted 13 May, 2018.
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