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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:35am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:35am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:56am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:31pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:42am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:17am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:56am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 11:52pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:17pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:48pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 12:32am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:20pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:20pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:29pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:49pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:24pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 8:43am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 12:32am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:31pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:25pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:41pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:40pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:09am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:35pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:22pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:29pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 8:20am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:53am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:26pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 2:46am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:33pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:33pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:36pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:48pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 9:42pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:32am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:58am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 12:00am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:23am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:39am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.