Recent reviews by Patrick Bateman

Pain, but combat is fine

The worst FIFA i have ever played (playing from 08), but still, EA just pushes u to buy and play a new one even when its this bad... movement is laggy, the game is predictable, there is so many situations u feel just helpless, where u just know what is going to happen but u cant do anything about it. I'm so disappointed, i would rather wait for the plague to kill me than play this game, but im gonna play and wait for it at the same time coz I have the same brain damage issue as the rest of FIFA community....

Time to move on

popiči hra, Ash je kvalitne použitelná v tom novom móde

Unplayable for the killer, u can do whatever u want, they are like ants, just running everywhere, jumping... And when u finaly knock someone, he just flies away and u cant find that little bastard. Gunplay is horrible, it feels like there is some kind of mouse acceleration or smth.

So in nutshell? I hate this game after only few minutes of playtime, DBD is awesome but this ♥♥♥♥ should have never seen light of this world

it's been a long time I have experienced this kind of feeling. This game is absolutely worth of playing, at least give it a try, you will see that all you need to create a good game is nice idea and ♥♥♥♥ up mind. I love it and i would like to play more games created by this man <3

it was like an erection of 60yo man... It was short, but it was good and im just waiting now for a sequel

Absolutely unplayable these days, just lags and and packet loss (only in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥).

hmm, I don't know, it's OK i think