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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 8:44pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 9:57pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2016 @ 5:06am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2016 @ 3:46am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2016 @ 4:17am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 7:39pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 5:44am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 8:40am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 1:19pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:35am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 1:46pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 5:29am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 12:07pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 6:16am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2016 @ 3:12am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 8:05pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 7:26am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 1:19pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 1:35pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 6:46am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 10:14pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 5:30am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 5:52am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 6:27am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2016 @ 4:28am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 1:56pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 2:18pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 7:20am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 8:13pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 10:08pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 5:47am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2016 @ 6:13am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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