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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:48am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:47am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:50am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:45am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:02am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:52am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:40am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:00am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:57am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:10am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 4:02am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:59am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:21am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:59am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:59am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:49am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:54am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:45am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:58am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:59am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:51am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:59am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 5:02am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:59am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:02am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 5:01am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:59am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:34am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:22am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:55am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:12am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:32am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:16am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:29am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:43am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:14am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:10am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:12am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:32am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:03am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:24am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 4:16am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:48am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:31am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:59am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:53am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:06am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 6:36am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:12am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 5:31am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:09am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2020 @ 10:01am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 5:37am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 8:16am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 5:56am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 5:41am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2019 @ 11:09am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:15am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 8:45am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 5:58am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 6:16am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 5:32am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 5:30am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2019 @ 11:12am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 6:00am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 6:18am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 6:00am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:13am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 5:21am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 5:42am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 6:24am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 5:50am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 11:30am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 9:39am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 9:24am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 4:00am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 4:38am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 6:59am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:40am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 3:36am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 7:18am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 3:36am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:32am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:43am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:22am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:47am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 6:37am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:44am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 6:30am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:18am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 6:55am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:48am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 7:38am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:06am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:58am



Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.