Recent reviews by SpyderCanopus

I'm not into Harry Potter but my 6 year old girls are, so I bought it for them. They love it and can solo the game except for some reading on the dialog options. They also play Minecraft and Roblox, but this has been their first real RPG style game and they're hooked. I have been playing while they're not here and find it addictive and fun, too. I very much like that you don't need to be a fan to have fun.

Hype is real

Super dumb kid meme or something. Just click and drag up for about 5 minutes.

Possibly my favorite FMV game so far. Decisions all seem realistic, and hard to decide on some. Lots of variation on outcomes for choices makes a skip button of no value. Also I'm pretty sure those were real guns in Great Britain, so this is up there with James Bond for production value. The main character, Matt, will get his forehead wart removal surgery for free if this game gets 95% positive, but this is no pity upvote. Go with your gut and get the girl. PS: There is an upskirt shot of the Chinese girl in chapter 7. Don't miss it!

Opens as the Steam Deck controls tutorial. Mildly entertaining for one-play through... then uninstalled to free up space.

Silly but fun if you go with it. Doesn't make a lick of sense, yet is somehow entertaining enough to hunt the achievements, which may actually be the real game here. Decisions seem to only affect who lives or dies, the story is pretty much the same. I was hoping for some wild alternate paths but nope. Got this in a publisher bundle and don't regret playing it.

Massively dense content in single player alone. Get your money's worth especially on sale. Graphics are surprising detailed and beautiful for graphic scenes of horrific murder. Interactions are complex. FMV is top notch but I have no idea what's going on as I got side tracked in the towers and treasure map. I have 24 hours of active play and I haven't played online or finished the campaign. Probably months worth of content, but I'll move on after the campaign and a few rounds of losses online.

Even if half the dialog is french, and they put subtitles under on-screen english text, I enjoyed this. The story is a bit short in one play, but gains some depth by exploring other options. I got all the achievements and 8 of 15 endings. The endings are slight variations on the same concept. You can skip parts that are from the same choice branch in subsequent plays, so not much skipping until you've played a while already. This is at the bottom of my FMV list so far, but it's on there.

Finally a game made for simps. Red pilling these chicks gives all the Chads who play a well deserved GAME OVER. I only wish I could hear more sob stories and panic attacks of these brave women. Be sure to lie about being vegan for a scandalously good PG-13 experience.

So bad it's good.