Recent reviews by SpyderCanopus

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If you wanna fidget toy while listening to podcasts or prank calls, this is a good one.

A little slow paced, but definitely memorable and mysterious. World is well laid out. Voice and dialog is superb. Graphics kinda blurry, but some nice things to look at. Get it on sale.

Has the voice of Invader Zim.

Beautiful to look at. Twisty story. Very casual. A few good jump scares thrown in a weird psychological horror walking simulator.

A casual trip to the carnival. Ride the rides. Have PTSD.

Find a smart-gun named Skippy. Start talking to it's built-in A.I. Aim Skippy at something and it automatically fires without pulling the trigger. Skippy says, "Aw, sorry sir. Premature discharge. I promise, that never happens." Always goes off without pulling trigger. A+

While not "story rich", the one it does have is decent. I would only recommend this at $10 for standard and $15 for gold edition. The AI companions are fun and co-op would be probably be a blast. Co-op would be the only reason I would replay this. You get to make two decisions at the game. One at the beginning, the other at the end. Other than that, the "story" will forcibly unfold as you play. All that said, I'm looking forward to diving into New Dawn, since it's the sequel I guess. Anyways, good game, Feels more dated than it is. But it's fun.

PS: Keyboard / Mouse controls are fantastic.

A touchscreen would be ideal for this (like a phone or tablet), and $20 is WAY too much. I paid less than $3 and it was worth that, no more. Becomes repetitive after a couple hours. There isn't all that much to unlock, you'll have your eye on which prize to save up for. But there is fun to be had here, if it were released in the 90's it would have been the first of a franchise, since it's fairly unique tactics are almost it's own genre.

I like the environment and story, but the gameplay is broken. I have now died 10 times because I can't click the mouse when it wants me to to inject someone with poison. I am not mentally challenged, but this game makes me feel like it. You just have to figure out the rules of the game on your own after dying a dozen times or more. There is no explanation. Oh, and the puzzles are dumb. Just grab a guide so you don't waste your time running around looking for a 10 pixel wide item you need but is in no way highlighted or obvious. I really wanted to like this game. Maybe they can fix it.