One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

Hai ^ω^ I'm Rick Harrison, welcome to my 💦👅cummie shop. I work here with my Daddy😩💘and my little, 👑Princess👑 Hoss. Everything here has a 💦👅cummie requirement 💹 and a 👑 Princess parts👑. After 21 spankings👏😩you never know WHAT🤔Daddy💘 is gonna do😛next😩😩😍😍😍👅💘👑

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