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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 2:23am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:48am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2021 @ 6:24am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 6:35am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 5:00pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 4:40am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 1:43am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 4:08am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 1:33am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 1:06am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2021 @ 4:23am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 3:00am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 3:59am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2021 @ 2:36am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 3:44pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 4:22am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 5:51pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:16am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:07am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:16am



Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one