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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:58am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:03am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:15am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:12pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:59am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 10:46am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 10:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 10:15am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:15am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:14pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 9:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 7:36am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:11pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 2:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 8:31am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:16am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:48am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:10am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:08pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:32pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:32pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:28pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 5:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:20am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:55am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:36pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:56pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:56am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:48am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:37pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 5:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:48am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 4:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:53am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:25am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 11:55am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 11:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:13am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:40am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:35am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:53pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:48am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:46pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:39pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:13am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:33am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 1:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:35pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:56pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:03pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 1:16pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:20pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:39pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 5:51pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:32pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:34pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:02pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:40pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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