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2,096.4 hrs on record (2,032.2 hrs at review time)
Rainbow Six: A Tactical Tragedy

In the land of digital battles, where strategies unfold,
There's a tale of woe and warriors, so bravely and bold.
A game of guns and gadgets, of siege and of shield,
Where Timmy tried to triumph, in the virtual field.

Chapter One: The Unfortunate Fates of Timmy

Oh, Timmy was a gamer, with dreams big and bright,
But his aim was like spaghetti, in the thick of the fight.
With every match he entered, his spirit soared high,
But alas, poor Timmy, he was destined to die.


A grenade - and Timmy died.
A breach charge - away he flied.
In a trap - Timmy's cries,
Echoed in the game's demise.

"But it's just a scratch!" Timmy declared,
As his digital corpse on the screen glared.
No scratch, dear Timmy, you've met your end,
In a game where your foes, you can't befriend.




Chapter Two: The Humorous Heartache

With every spawn, Timmy's hope was reborn,
Only to be crushed, as he was again torn.
"Is it me?" Timmy pondered, "Am I the joke?"
As his screen once more, went up in smoke.

A leap from the roof - and Timmy was no more,
A mistaken press of a button - and his team's score bore.
A "Watch this!" moment, a tactical blunder,
Left his teammates in awe, and Timmy six feet under.

Yet, Through the Laughter, A Bond Was Formed

For every time Timmy died, a lesson was learned,
In the fiery crucible of combat, camaraderie was earned.
And though our hero fell, time and again,
His spirit (and hilarity) among his team would remain.




In Conclusion: A Tragedy So Sweet

Rainbow Six, a game of precision and grace,
Left Timmy in last, but with a smile on his face.
For in his repeated demise, a story was told,
Of laughter, and friendship, and memories gold.

So here's to you, Timmy, may your legend never die,
In the hearts of your comrades, beneath the digital sky.
Rainbow Six, a tale not just of sorrow,
But of the joys and the laughs, we can borrow.

And so, dear reader, if you ever feel blue,
Remember Timmy, and what he'd do:
He'd dust off his console, and with a grin,
Jump back into battle - ready to win.
Posted 21 March, 2024.
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31.8 hrs on record
14/10 would recommend. I wonder if they anyone in the star wars universe ever made a butter knife using a khyber crystal.
Posted 12 December, 2022.
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225.6 hrs on record (87.7 hrs at review time)
10/10 would recommend. really nice collection of wallpapers and good tools for making your own.
Posted 3 July, 2022.
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162.5 hrs on record (151.0 hrs at review time)
I just really miss the menu graphics of the original Road Rash. Love how this game is.
Posted 4 January, 2020.
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