Deese.'s POSTAL Achievement Progress

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21 of 27 (78%) achievements earned:

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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:52pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:06am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:46pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:29am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.