"Everybody Loves Raymond" Robert, 1996

"Croc's are easy. They'll try to eat you, and kill you. People are harder. Sometimes, they try to be your friend first." Steve Erwin, 2007

"Might as [well] just rub Listerine on my dick and go in dry" Asian Thunder, 2014

"Are those Red Bulls only for the commercials, or can you actually drink them? ?" Allu, 2015

"huge banana, i like it." Tweeday, 2015

"It takes a village to put a condom on Godzilla" Cr1tikal, 2015

"to kill in 4 clicks, aim for their dicks" 3kliksphilip, 2015

"If you no have sid, then you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skid { sic }." Amxri U, 2015

"I just got ♥♥♥♥ juice all over my computer" L.A. Beast, 2015

"There are too many salty kids for me to make a documentary on them" Leafy, 2015

"This cost about exactly $250.." McSkillet, 2015

"Don't exercise kids, sit and play video games in a theater" Jordan, 2015

"Did you just spit on me, or is that blood?" Dylan, 2015

"I had a kid" Sips, 2015

"The condom is too small for his head" Furious Pete's Girlfriend, 2015

"Push it like you would push your girlfriend" Allu, 2015

"I can stabby stabby someone" Sparkles, 2016

"I hope he didn't unsubscribe" Kevin, 2016

"he lied right to my face in DMs" Scarce, 2016

"My friends shoot me and I shoot my friends, just for fun" Anomaly 2016

"...sorry, what was that about how Katy Perry no longer makes vapid pop songs about nothing? I couldn't hear you over this song about telling guys that it's time to eat her ♥♥♥♥♥!" Buckly, 2017

"I only have one book on my shelf, and that is Death Note" Joe Furaya, 2017

"What, you never stand next to a dead guy?" Logan Paul, 2018

"... well, you have two choices: either accept it, or don’t buy the game. I’m fine with either or" Soderlund, 2018

"In other words, this year, springtime is THE time to smash" Nintendo Direct, 2019

I don't know what these beeps are, I don't speak dishwasher" Jordan, 2020

“Tighten them up good because these walls are concrete” Cleetus McFarland, 2020

''He's really big into mountain climbing, and i'm really big into not mountain climbing''
GabeN 2020

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics." Joe Biden, 2020

"Why would i dyno it, the numbers are on google!" Cleetus, 2021

"It's just gonna last years, it's built like a brick ♥♥♥♥ house" Retro Dodo, 2023

"Not to flex too much on you guys,but i have sold my fair share of video games online (and i know what you're thinking 'yes' it does get me laid) " Renix Pesale, 2023