"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOU DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMOMS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!"
- Cave Johnson