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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:56am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:35am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 12:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:48pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 8:14am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 12:36pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:56am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 7:51am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:23am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:26am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:25am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 10:59am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:37pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 9:40am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:35am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 3:54pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:00pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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