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22 of 37 (59%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 10:22am

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:03am

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:01am

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:09pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 9:01am

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:00pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 10:06am

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:17pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:58pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:56pm

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:32pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 5:45pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:19pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 5:58pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:43pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:16pm

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 5:11pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:37pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:27pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:19pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 7:35pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:18pm



Risky virus

Infect manager's computer

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
67 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
53 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
364 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
49 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
+1

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