Hundreds of years ago, people were on ships travelling the 7 seas trying to find new land going on great adventures and discovering the Earth. Thousands of years from now, people may be amoung the stars in a different solar system. Now? People are falling into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ponds and shooting eachother over pokemon Go. Fml.




Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. Retar_d teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14- 64 tick servers