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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,805.2 hrs on record (909.3 hrs at review time)
What do these transactions and my penis have in common? They're both highly controversial and capable of causing a huge rift between a previously vehemently devoted userbase. Also they're both micro.
Posted 22 October, 2015.
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0.0 hrs on record
LMG is spanish for "The MG"
Posted 7 September, 2015.
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4 people found this review funny
110.0 hrs on record (53.2 hrs at review time)
Join our friend BatMan on his quest to solve his problems by punching things with his fists!

Punch exciting things such as:
- Criminals!
- SUPER Criminals!
- Ninjas!
- Robots!
- A Shark!

At one point in the game, BatMan ditches his trusty hand-fists in favor of a sword, and the game ends shortly thereafter as the developers realized their mistake.

NOTE: DLC includes two characters who use weapons instead of fists. Ignore content accordingly.
Posted 14 August, 2015.
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13.2 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
The only bad thing I can even think to say about this game is that it's too short. I think any ammount of content wouldn't be enough, though. I don't want this game to ever end.
Posted 9 July, 2015.
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11.8 hrs on record
An incredibly boring and repetitve game where the only redeeming factor is Sam Witwer's preformance as an incredibly angry and very horny man.
Posted 28 May, 2015. Last edited 14 October, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Hilarious comedy game featuring great jokes regarding the hilarious trials we face in our daily lives as gamers, such as;

- Arrows to the knee! Ha!
- "HD" actually just means "sepia tone"
And most importantly...
- DLC! Am I right guys?!

I bought this game for 75 cents and still feel like that was too much. But I also spend about $20 on jellybeans every month so maybe money holds different values between us.
Posted 15 May, 2015.
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65 people found this review helpful
279 people found this review funny
38.1 hrs on record (24.0 hrs at review time)
Responsible Force owners keep their Force on a leash at all times.
Posted 27 April, 2015.
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22 people found this review helpful
63 people found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Imagine, if you will, a man in a suit and tie walks up to you. He is holding a clipboard, and has a pen at the ready. He asks you a question. "What did you like about Painkiller?"

You excitedly begin listing off answers. "The music!" you say, "the fun weapons!" you exclaim, "the fact that they realized nobody cares about the 'plot' or wants to hear from the character you're playing as!" you shout.

The suited man, all the while, is nodding furiously and writing your answers down. He thanks you for your time and promptly leaves. He walks down the street, and enters a building with a large sign reading "Mindware Studios." He makes his way to large conference room, full of more suited men, eagerly waiting to hear what he has to say.

The man takes the paper he was writing on, places it on the conference table, squats over it, and takes a great big dump on it. The room breaks out into applause and proceeds to create this godawful game.
Posted 14 March, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
34.8 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
One of the campaigns of this game has you playing as a robot who must sustain a steady stream or murder or else he'll DIE. That's metal as heck.
Posted 14 January, 2015.
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34.3 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
There's not even any baby characters. I'm going back to Mario Kart.
Posted 12 November, 2014.
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