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I look at the ground during cinematic moments because I don't let Ken Levine tell me what to do.

I can't believe after seven measley years, and only a few dozen major updates, the developers would DARE discontinue development on this game I've only spent thousands of hours in! Turns out this is even a common action among developers on Steam!

Look at this game. http://store.steampowered.com/app/308000/ The graphics look like garbage and no matter how many times I email the develpers about updating them, they never respond!!

Look at this one too, can't believe I'm advertising these developers. http://store.steampowered.com/app/2280/ Again, graphics look bad and gameplay is SOOO BORING!! Every time I email the developers about updating it, no responses! To top that off, I hear they're making a sequel to it! Can't believe they're gonna make me pay again when you can't even fix your first game. Nice work, jerks.

Don't even get me started on the community! For some reason, unlike in every other facet of life, all the people who play this are all rude and mean! This is so drastically unprecedented, I hold this to be 100% the fault of the developers.

Oh and there's some minigame where you build things with blocks I didn't try that at all.

Half-Ass Effect

Aimlessly wandering. There's no real goal in this season, just stuff happening and you're a passenger. The whole "playing as a child" idea sounds neat a first, but soon just makes you all the more aware of how little your choices mean in these games. The story tells itself, and your minor changes ultimately mean nothing. This gets even worse at a definite point in Episode 5 when it just takes the controls away from you and decides "It's story time now, you don't even get the illusion of choice."

Any time you save one character from death, you just watch them as they silently carry on with their inevitably short lives. There was a chance for them to die, so for the script's purposes, they're dead. They're still hanging around, but they serve no purpose and are just walking targets, waiting for a piano to fall from the sky and crush them.

Not to mention (spoilers) after Episode 2 it just turns into the Kenny show so you get to spend the next 3 and a half episodes watching him be an unbearable douchebag while he ignores anything you say to him.

It's just a roller coaster of unlikeable characters, extremely predictable actions, and a script that doesn't seem to have any desire to do anthing interesting. Honestly "roller coaster" is a way too exciting way of describing it. Just quit with Season 1 and enjoy that without souring the whole experience with this horrid cash in on the concept.

I'm not entirely convinced this wasn't originally written as a comedy.

There's a part where you're defending a guy voiced by Hulk Hogan by using a chainsaw to murder a bunch of luchadores while "You're the Best Around" plays and that alone is worth the price of admission.

I made the tree vomit like 7 times and it was still funny.

Old west Max Payne meets Forrest Gump.

The final boss is a boxing match with the pope and that's just the raddest thing.

Best GTA since San Andreas.