2016:
"He is the literal definition of mental redardation"- Cameron A.
"The wheel is above the car", "Don't worry it will buff out" - Ryan G/Jacob
"I don't know what I look like"- Ryan G
"Last time I measured myself I was 5' 12" "- Ryan G
"Video games are better than sex" - Elliot
"He radiates salty ebola" - Pinko
"Cameron is keeping his chips in his ears" - Ian
"Cameron's tongue is a chip now, so he can taste chips forever" - Jacob
"Why do bunnies lay eggs" - Cameron
"You must be really depressed" - Cameron
"What am I happening" - Jacob
"That's not actually chen. Eh, well its close enough" - Cameron/Jacob
"I just pulled a m0E" - summit
"Game of Thrones is written by Akira Toriyama right?" - Jacob
"He's like Hitler, but like Mecha-Hitler, so he's like Mecha-Leafy" - Cameron
"It's hippity happening Jon." - Harry
"I'm not even gay, but I'll do it" - Ian
"Everything in Spanish sounds the same" - Jacob
"Jesus Christ is the best word" - Jacob
"Dude there were slaves 'til like the 1980's" - Sublime
"No I'm not retarded, I'm just retarded" - Cameron
"Steppers u are a good stepman" - Jacob
"I could attract a mate by sweating out popcorn" - Ryan G
"Adam just left the house" - Nathan (Tojo)
"You bathe in time" - Ryan G
"At least us un-rich people don't have to wear dress codes" - Preston
2017:
"Don't eat with your mouth full" - Preston
"Did you know all Mexicans are sleepy?" - Preston
"I play hockey with my dumpster friends" - Ian
"At least you experienced the process of dying, I just disappeared" - Jacob
"I light the menorah, put it on my head, and jump around" - Jacob
"Decontacipated" - Ryan G
"In Trump's America there's only one gender, male" - Jacob
"A lot of times I forget who I am" - Ryan G
"Alright, ♥♥♥♥-boy" - Jacob
"They were like little muchachos" - Ryan G
"Why can you drink a drink but you can't food a food?" - Jacob
"I'd jump in lava because there's a chance I'd live" - Preston
"Hi, my name is Preston, I enjoy long walks on the bench" - Jacob
"Vary muck boredaam but dinner is happing now so no loger bordeam" - Ryan G
"Let's get naked" - Preston
"Where should I put my penis" - Ryan G
"Ryan I need a cuddle-buddy" - Preston
"How do you feel about HiddenValley ranch dressing?" - Ian
"Imagine I'm a blind sister to an ice cream cone" - Jacob
"My dog--is right over there" - Ryan G
"I'm unique to the point that I'm retarded" - Preston
"thts petty gud" - Nathan
"Shut up Preston you fat ♥♥♥♥♥, you suck at csgo" - Nathan
"I was put in a sack full of potatoes for days and now my DNA is 10% potato" - Jacob
"Honey, where is my super suit? I'm black so I'm gonna leave you." - Jacob
"You tried to abort me, now I'm a tree" - Jacob
"It must be nice to ride one of your own" - Preston
" 'Everything workin' okay?' 'No I have erectile dysfunction' " - Jacob
"All them peeps be biiggars that so much that they have to roll up them women to make um sum mon mons" - Nathan
"Preston you had one job" "I did the job." - Spencer/Preston
"I'm gonna be like Hitler, but with Love Live" - Jacob
"Spuncture" - Nathan
"I went to KFC and got a $5 fill-up and they forgot my cookies." - Preston
"Smash it, that's my motto in life, especially with women" - Nathan
"He got a alienware 57 lightup gtx titan 1080" - Preston
"College is my friend Jeffrey, he also goes by college" - Ryan
"I mistookered my snooker" - Jacob
"I laughed at it when I shot my first black man" - Nathan
"They call it Cory back in Africa and Trump in the House" - Jacob
"Ian's the type of person to watch The Pink Panther with a shotgun" - Jacob
"It's time to play the game...'Who has a penis?' " - Ryan
"Do you have any idea how much money cancer makes?" - Preston
"I come from a family of savages" - Preston
"In America, I couldn't pull a strength Janemba, but in Africa I had to eat my sister." - Ian
"Stop dodging my love Adam" - Preston
2018:
"I have a shortcut... it's called suck my di-- *crashes into other car*" - Adam
"If Nathan and I would've got that sponge..." - Rusty
"Why is penis so good" - Rusty