Imagine having a sexual attraction to dirt. Think of it: you are hiking through the woods, when all of the sudden you see a beautiful patch of dirt. You try to walk away, but your boner is too strong, and like opposing poles of two magnets, you are attracted to that oh so virgin ground. You get on your knees. They will get dirty but it will be more sexy and promiscuous. You grab two vines on the forest floor and go to town. After you blow your load, you stand up, dust off your knees, and are halfway through zipping up your jeans when you realize something: you didn't check the undergrowth before the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You shakily walk over to the clearing, and the horrific realization only now begins to dawn on you as your ♥♥♥♥ and balls feel itchy. You have just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poison ivy. Over the weeks that follow, your ♥♥♥♥ shrinks until it starts retreating into your scrotum. Your balls twist, one grows to the size of a grapefruit, and explodes.

⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿
⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉
⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴
⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄
⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁
⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄

nice cheats

⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄
⣿⡋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⠾⠿⠷⣦⡀⢀⣴⠾⠿⠷⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⣿
⢸⡇⠀⠀⢰⡟⠁⠀⣀⣀⠈⢿⡿⠁⣀⣀⠀⠈⢻⡆⠀ ⢸⡇
⢸⣷⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠿⠿⠁⣸⣇⠈⠿⠿⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⣾⡇
⠘⣿⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣄⣀⣤⣾⠛⠛⣷⣤⣀⣠⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⣿
⠀⣿⠀⠘⢷⣄⠀⠉⠉⠙⢿⠄⠠⡿⠋⠉⠉⠀⣠⡾⠃⠀⣿
⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⡶⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠀⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣹⡇⢸⣏⣀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿
⠀⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡿
⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠛⠛⣻⡿⢿⣟⠛⠛⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣾⣿⣶⣶⣿⣷⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠀⠀ ⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠻⣧⣼⠟⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉

woah... hehehe

+rep so sexyyy