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38 of 54 (70%) achievements earned:
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Regression

Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 3:33am

Ecclesiastical Extraction

Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:08am

Roman Holiday

Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:39am

Volcano Antagonizer

Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 6:02am

Hot Hot Hot

Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 8:55am

All Roads Lead To Rome

Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:46am

Are You Not Entertained?

Party like it's 199.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:23am

La Nonna é Mobile

Meet a powerful granny.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 9:42am

Holy Driver

Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:25am

Harvest Noon

Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 8:16am

See Carcassonne And Die

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 9:44am

The Informant?

What if you could talk to the monsters?
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 6:58am

Class Reunion

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:23am

Oh, Shut Up

Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 10:54am

Max Pain

Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 8:03am

Heads Up!

Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 5:47am

Pow Pow!

Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 5:39am

Megabarf

Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 10:22am

Enemy of My Enemy

Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 11:16am

Say Hello To My Mini Friend

Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 10:22am

Harvest Festival

Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 6:51am

No Surrender

Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:57am

Spread the Joy

Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:11am

This Seems Safe

Unlock a S.A.M.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:12am

Quadruple the Gun

Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:22am

Dismemberfest

Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 9:58am

The Spirit of Roma

Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 4:20am

Cultist Stimulator

Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 5:03am

That Belongs In A Museum

Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 5:37am

That Burning Sensation

Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 8:35am

Hard Science Fiction

Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 9:57am

Signature Move

Sign Secchi's rifle.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:24am

You Have Been Wormed

Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:33am

Where's That Girl

Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:35am

Serious Art

Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

The French Achievement

Achievement is your middle name.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34am

Classic Hero Stuff

Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 8:10am

Quality Time

Go on a date with Hellfire.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 8:15am



The Last Human

Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Oil's Well That Ends Well

Escape the Oil Rig.

From Earth With Love

Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam

Beat the game on any difficulty.

Get Serious

Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Bullseye

One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.

Tear 'n' Rip

Melee a big enemy.

Atomic Wedgie

Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Spinal Tap

Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

All Kleer

Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Veni Vidi Witchy

Kill a Witchbride using C4.

For the Cause

Find out what happened to Alessandro.

Mushroom Surprise

Find out what happened to the English airman.

Southern Gentleman

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Fulbert le Fou

Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Brass Lantern

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.