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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2018 @ 1:01pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 11:11am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 8:38am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 11:19am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 9:45am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 8:10am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2020 @ 5:49am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 9:29am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2018 @ 11:15am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2020 @ 10:23am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2018 @ 4:49am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2019 @ 9:46am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 10:58am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 9:42am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:58am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 12:13pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2018 @ 10:40am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2018 @ 11:11am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2018 @ 7:53am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 8:42am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2018 @ 1:15pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 8:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 2:11pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 9:26am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2018 @ 7:15am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 8:30am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 10:17am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2018 @ 8:07am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 12:13pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 6:49am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2020 @ 10:23am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 11:00am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 12:14pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 2:18pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 9:03am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2018 @ 7:12am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 1:04pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:17pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:18am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2020 @ 12:30pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 10:57am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:28am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 10:09am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 23 May, 2019 @ 1:39pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 11:15am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2019 @ 11:05am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 7:24am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2021 @ 7:17am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 11:55am



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!