ЊЕГОВО СПАНКСГИНГ КУТКЕ На данашњи дан СЛУТТИ ХОДОЧАШЦИ су препловили тхе преко АССлантиц ХОЕцеана у потрази да пронађу више Д1ЦКС да СУШЕ! Заједно са НАУГХТИ НАТИВЕС, окупили су се тхе око трпезаријски сто и имали смо прву ГАНГ БАНГ-у наше нације! Поштујемо њихову ОРГИЈУ сваке године давањем ХВАЛАсвима нама важним: Породици, Слободи, и Д1ЦК! Дакле, узмите своје ЗАЈЕДНИЦЕ стисните те ДОЈКЕ, и угурајте у ову РУПУ ЈАКО ЗНАНИ Д ЦК! Даме, баш као и ваша

GOBBLE🦃GOBBLE🦃🅱️ITCH🐕!!! It's 🦡SKANKS-GIVING😜!!! This 🙌2020🙌 you have my 💦SPERM-ission👍 to 🌸May-DEFLOWER🌸 this 🔗TIGHT ASS🔒 🅱️USSY 🍑 with that 🥒THICC🥒 Plymouth 🍆♥♥♥♥🍆 😩OHH YEAA😫 💦CÚM💦 in this 👌HOLE👌 like the 👨‍🌾Pilgrims 🗯️CAME🗯️ all over 🇺🇲Ameri-CÚNT💁🏽‍♂️ in 16️⃣19️⃣ ⚠️WAIT⚠️ DADDY 🧔 I need some extra ☁️CREAM☁️ with my 🎃Pump-DÍCK🥖 PIE 🥧 PLEASE 🥺! And don't 👉 forget ☝️ to STUFF🌶️ this 🦃TURKEY🐓 and ☄️SHOOT🔫 that HOT, THICC 🔥GRAVY🔥 😛AWH YEAH😛 I'm THIRSTY 🥵 for that 💧CÚM-berry🍒 sauce, and I'm ready 🤤 to 👅SUCK👅 that 🍗 drum-STICK dry🦴dry🦴DRY💀!! SEND 📩 this to 5 🖐️ of the THIRSTIEST 🚽 THOTTIES 😜 you're THANKFUL 🙏 for, or else you 🙅‍♂️WON'T🙅‍♀️ get your 🥔potat-HOLE⭕ 💥MASHED💥 this YEAR 😱OH NO😱!

💦HAPPY HANNUKAH🕎

ITS❗❗🕎HANNUKAH ✡ BÍTCHES❗❗Many years ago 🗓 ⌛our ancestors 👴, the brave 💪 MacaBEAMS 🤠, ASSaulted 🍆 🍑 the cringe 😬🤮🤢 Greeks 🇬🇷, led by Antyoch EpiPENIS, won 🏆and cleansed the holy temple 🕍 in Jerusalem 🇮🇱 and reLIT 🔥🔥🔥 the holy oil lamp💡of holiness ✊ with one 1️⃣ small 😳 oil pitcher 🛢. The lamp 🛋 burned 🔥 for eight 🎱 days ⛅ and nights 🌃 You know what that ⤵️ means 🤔 we must ✊ keep daddy's 👨 BIG CANDLE 🕯 LIT 🔥 for 8 days, and sing 🎶 "מה עוד תחוב בישבני" while doing so ⭕ ‼ Ladies 🙋‍♀️, just like your HannuCUM 💦💦💦 doughNUTS 🥜🍠, present yourselves 👆👆👆 and be ready 🥵 to get FILLED 🍯 AND STUFFED 🍩 with some jam 🍒 !

ITS🍗SPANKSGIVING🍂 BTCHES On this day🗓 the SLÚTTY👠 PILGRIMS🎩 sailed⛵️ across the ASSlantic🌊 HOEcean in a quest👀 to find🔎 more😍 D1CKS🍆 to SUCK!👅 Together with the 😈NAUGHTY😈 NATIVES👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG!👯‍♀️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY😮 every year📆 by giving THANKS🙏🏼 to all🥰 that’s important❤️ to us: Family👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Freedom, and D1CK!🍆👅 So grab your BUNS🍞✊squeeze those BREASTS,🍗🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS🌽 amount of D1CK🍆😩 into that HOLE!💓👅 Ladies👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃THOTSgiving🦃 turkey, it’s time⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED🙀!

Time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy👨🏽‍🦳 how🙏🏼thankful🙏🏼you are and LICK😛 his WishBONE🦴 until he shoots💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY🥣!

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! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)