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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 10:26am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 11:31am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 10:17am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 11:35am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 10:12am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 5 May, 2021 @ 10:11am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 10:39am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 9:08am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 9:50am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 10:46am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 11:11am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 11:53am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2021 @ 10:42am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2021 @ 11:25am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 4:19am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 11:07am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 7:16am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 9:06am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 7:50am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 8:59am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 9:03am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2021 @ 11:27am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 11:35am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 8:37am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 11:02am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2021 @ 11:48am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 8:13am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 10:58am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 11:15am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 8:26am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 11:56am