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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:41pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:53pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:49pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:23am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:04pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 1:12am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:29pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:00pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:30pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:50pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:15pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:28pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:24pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:55am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:49pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 9:00pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 9:00pm



By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.