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hey, sorry i saw your wallet and i just thought you looked cute in your id. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play tf2 sometime its a really cool army game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxd

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

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hey, sorry i saw your wallet and i just thought you looked cute in your id. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play tf2 sometime its a really cool army game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxd

Seed i will turkey slap you and net into another dimension.