"What? Why are there inconsistencies in the Bible? Shouldn't God's book be perfect?"
Ah, the answer is quite simple: the Bible was not written by the Almighty himself, but by a human hand, whose movements on the papyrus were guided by the Holy Spirit. Which makes the Bible not a God-made, but a God-inspired book. People tend to make mistakes, you know. Like, for example, your parents did.

Do you know why Jesus Christ rise from the dead? Because they didn't bury him properly

Good advice
Don't be part of the problem - be the problem itself

I know you are bald

did you know that the ocean floor smells like a shortage of air?

Fix the camera, please. I can't see you