"eye of the tiger plays in background, dota appears. Izaak's eyes shine a brilliant yellow. He summons Team Secret and plays them 1v5 style blasting them to pieces with moves not even Gary Kasparov could have predicted. Team Secret are banished to the dreaded realms of early access endorsements for steam, Izaak swooped to heaven and our lord and saviour, Gabe Newell"~Jake