thanks shawty

-rep... stole my ghirl!

omg yes i'm your biggest fan !!

you wanna play a bit of strive?

+rep if you were killed today, I wouldn't go to your funeral, I'd be in Prison for killing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you.
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I have an itch that needs a bit of scratching... it's on my balls. You owed me a favor; I am ready for that Ballsmack now.

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Ballsmack.

Only a spoonful.

If you pinged, that wouldn't have happened.

♥♥♥♥ you.

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Do you ever just look at your girlfriend and think:
"The RPG-7 (Russian: РПГ-7) is a portable, reusable, unguided, shoulder-launched, anti-tank rocket-propelled grenade launcher. Originally the RPG-7 (Ручной Противотанковый Гранатомёт – Ruchnoy Protivotankoviy Granatomyot – Hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher) and its predecessor, the RPG-2, were designed by the Soviet Union; it is now manufactured by the Russian company Bazalt. The weapon has the GRAU index 6G3.

The ruggedness, simplicity, low cost, and effectiveness of the RPG-7 has made it the most widely used anti-armor weapon in the world. Currently around 40 countries use the weapon, and it is manufactured in several variants by nine countries. It is popular with irregular and guerrilla forces. The RPG has been used in almost all conflicts across all continents since the mid-1960s from the Vietnam War to the early 2010s War in Afghanistan."?
I do.

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& Knuckles

EY ♥♥♥ U MANE

Stop changing your name you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queer, I swear

... Ultimate

Epic...

What the ♥♥♥♥ kind of response is that? I can only imagine the smug grin you had as you typed out that thoroughly well thought-out reply, knowing that I would have no choice but to bow to your intellectual superiority and apologize. Well hold the fedora-tip buddy because I'm calling your bluff. Explain to me what I "don't understand". What is it about this post that triggered you so badly? I can almost hear the jiggling of your neckfat echoing through your step dad's basement in the pretentiousness of the way you type.

Why did I get a notification for this ♥♥♥♥ lmao

Sliced bread.
Oh my god, sliced bread is one of the highest forms of capitalist control. Everyone's all like "X is the best thing since sliced bread!". Y'KNOW WHAT THAT IS? BRAINWASHING. STRAIGHT UP BRAINWASHING. What you gotta do, at least once in your life, you gotta buy a full loaf of bread. You gotta buy that ♥♥♥♥, cut yourself a thick hunk of yeast, pop that bad boy in the toaster, and butter it up real good. It's liberating. I swear, you'll never go back to that thinly sliced tower of GREED and LIES. Bonus points if it's Irish Batch. Breakfast of a true rebel. ♥♥♥♥ sliced bread.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate memes. These ♥♥♥♥♥ are the downfall of an already embarrassing humanity. Whoever got memes trending should undergo the worst kinds of torture, and then fed his own genitalia just for a good "existential" death. Hmph.
A while back, I posted a status complaining about the state of "comedy" nowadays, but when this popped up on my feed, I just really lost it. This is NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. This is NOT humor. If you find this kind of ♥♥♥♥-posting (apt name, I must admit) funny, then you should be locked in a room with with no windows, strapped to a wall, and fed nothing but cleaning detergents until you inevitably die a horrible death that lives up to your "sense of humor."
♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ your non-existent IQs, and I really don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if anyone agrees with me. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves.
Thank you.

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nani

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