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0.2 hrs on record
New York Style Pizza

14 g instant yeast
617g water - 95F
950g all-purpose flour
19g fine sea salt
25g granulated sugar
American Pizza Sauce and Toppings:
1 tablespoon (14g) butter
1 tablespoon (9g) extra virgin olive oil
6 cloves garlic, rough chopped
2 teaspoons (4g) red pepper flakes
28 oz (794g) can of crushed tomato
2 teaspoons (2g) dried oregano
1.5 tablespoons (21g) granulated sugar
salt and pepper to taste
Splash of olive oil
2 cups (227g) low moisture mozzarella, fresh grated
2 cups (200g) Monterey jack cheese, fresh grated
1/2 cup (26g) parmigiano reggiano, fresh grated

Pizza Dough:

Preheat the oven and a baking steel or pizza stone at 500F for 45 minutes before utilizing it.

Whisk yeast and sugar into your water, and allow it to sit for 5 minutes. In a separate bowl, add flour and salt and mix by hand to combine. Pour your water mixture into your flour and mix by hand until you get a rough dough, then transfer to a work surface and knead until it starts to pull away from the work surface and is relatively smooth.

Place your dough in a greased bowl, then cover with plastic wrap and let rise for 1 - 2 hours at room temperature or until double in size.

Punch down your dough and dive into 300g pieces. Form those pieces into balls and place them in a floured proofing pizza box, cover with a lid, and proof at room temperature for 3 - 4 hours. (If you do not have a proofing pizza box, you can use a floured baking sheet, cover it with an inverted baking sheet and wrap it in plastic wrap.)

American Pizza Sauce and Toppings:

In a medium sauce pot, add butter and olive oil. Set that over medium-high heat; once the butter melts add garlic, cook until fragrant, add pepper flakes, and cook, stirring occasionally, until the garlic begins to brown on the edges.
Add crushed tomatoes, oregano, salt, and a splotch of olive oil, boil over medium-high, reduce heat to low, and simmer for 12 minutes, stirring occasionally or until thickened and viscous—season with salt to taste and let it cool down.

Assembly:

Place one of your pizza doughs onto a floured pizza peel, and flour your dough generously.

Punch your dough down in the center, working your way out to create a ¼” wide. Pick up your dough, place it over your closed fists, and rotate it around, gently stretching to 13” to 14”.

Place a couple of spoons of your sauce, starting in the center, spreading in little circles, and working your way to the edge until it gets evenly spread out.

In a medium-size mixing bowl, place mozzarella cheese, Monterey Jack, and Parmigiano; mix until combined. Sprinkle your cheese mixture to your desire and place in the oven onto your baking steel and bake for 5 - 7 minutes or until the edge gets golden brown and the cheese melts.
Posted 29 September, 2022. Last edited 18 January, 2024.
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3.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
this game made me take out a second mortgage on my house
Posted 24 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
the devs of this game must really love iron blooded orphans
Posted 22 September, 2022. Last edited 28 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
justin trudeau trapped me in an abandoned factory filled with explosive barrels and lectured me on the dictatorship of the proletariat
Posted 7 September, 2022.
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10.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
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J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon.
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.
Posted 2 September, 2022. Last edited 24 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
she call my d!ck Portal (2007) because the comedy aspect more than makes up for how unusually short it is
Posted 11 August, 2022.
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12.0 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
it's like bioshock but if you wanted using a vendor to have a 1/5th chance of causing a crash to desktop

♥♥♥♥ the 2k launcher btw
Posted 10 August, 2022. Last edited 24 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
i want kainé to kick me in the balls
Posted 12 May, 2022.
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113.1 hrs on record (87.0 hrs at review time)
I LOVE GEKNIP ! ! !
Posted 23 April, 2022.
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14 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
imagine not even testing your half-baked dlcs
Posted 31 March, 2022. Last edited 31 March, 2022.
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