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hedorah boof

this game controls as well as a car without any tires

As of writing this review, I have about 20 hours in the game.

I have yet to leave Act 1.

O daughter of Bethesda, who art to be destroyed. Happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy retcons against the stones.

I would say to myself: "Man, this Walter guy is up to no good. I hate this, I can't take any more of this. I don't know what I'm gonna do… What am I gonna do? I'm Walter's top guy. What am I gonna do? Handler Walter chose me to lead the revolution!"

I use a combination of lies, manipulation, cheating, stealing, gaslighting, bullying, insulting and flexing to make sure everyone on Rubicon stays under my AC where I want them.

"Woah! Handler Walter needs me? Okay, I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you, Walter! I got your back, Walter!"

NProtect GameGuard
Always online DRM
Attempted to enforce PSN account connection to play the game. Failed due to massive backlash and was lifted (holy review bomb!)

this video game ruined modern humor

good gunpla sim
bad video game

gabriel makes me feel things

You WILL fight over useless patches of land for five hours at a time.