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But the message i often get the most from my students is that of one of mystery and concern behind what lies beneath the cloth on this desk. I trust that you ask purely from concern at the size of it rather than mockingly shouting at me to reveal what it is. In fact this item has been on the desk for the entire semester now which has been around 5 months of time. You have all been patient and waited in due course for the reveal and i think now more than ever is a good time to reveal it to you all who have patiently waited by my side for father zeus has allowed me to reveal this treat to you. This item has been with me for many years and i carry it round as a good luck token for those in the room and i hope it has served you well even tho you are unknowing to its presence and appearence. Yes indeed this item has been handed down for generations now i shall reveal it to you all here today.

Here it is ... My great grandfather 8x generation back entire rectum still attached to his bowels. Yes and fully functioning too so if any of you wish to take shots at the party tonight with this as a straw then please inform me. this has been passed down when my grandfather was stripped from his body by a great mammal whilst defending his family, this was the only thing that remained as our family has used it as a token ever since it has been used in various rituals both sexual and spiritual ones. Now today you may all see this family heirloom in the flesh and be glad that ive marked all your papers with this as a finely sharpened pencil. Thank you for attending this course and i hope the rest of you continue to sign onto the next season of this course.

definitely a jew, but we love him all the same