I asked Jesus, "how much do you love us" and Jesus replied, "this much," and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me. If you love Jesus, put this as your status. 97% won't do it. Only 3% will stand up. Don't ignore this because in the bible it says if you deny him, he will deny you in front of his father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you're not ashamed of it, copy this and put this on your profile. God will smile at you.

Update: the load was so massive the doctor said it'll never feel as good as it did before He also said once you go Chinese you can never go back

+rep has an absolute monstrous schlong... I'm still recovering from the damage

Happy New Year from your friendly dino RAPTR . May you be of high intelligence among your species.

+rep My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

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