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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:26am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:51am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:48pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May @ 7:55am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:27pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:47am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:49am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:21am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:33am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:17am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:49am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:26am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:11am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:40am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:17am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:21am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:55pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:47am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:56am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:10am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:22am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:48pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May @ 4:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:23am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:16am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 May @ 1:02am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 11:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:57pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:33am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:29am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 2:56am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 May @ 7:53am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:21am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:56am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:25am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:30pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 May @ 10:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:44am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:33am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 12:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:20pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:35am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 11:42am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:46am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:41am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 May @ 10:51am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:22am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:44am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:12pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:51am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:51am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:54am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:00am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:57am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:25am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:21am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:22am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:23am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:59am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:06am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:13pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:16am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:19am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:06am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:34am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:59am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:06pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:08am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:11am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:44am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:12am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:08am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:34pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:21am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:10pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:36am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:54am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:01am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:28am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 May @ 10:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:02am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:40pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:07am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:58am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:56am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:16pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:54pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:42pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:05pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:28am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:24pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 10:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:14am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:59am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:14am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:11am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:59am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:10am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:45am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:01am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:42pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:05am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:04am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:45am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:25am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:14am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:44am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:59am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:44am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:13pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:26am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:54am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:08am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:35am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:23am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:59am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:20am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:46pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:37am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 12:27am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:52am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:29am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:57pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:49pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:03pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:22am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:26pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:49pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:48pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:59am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:41am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:25am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:45am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:51am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:51am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:49am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:59pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:21am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:09am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:19am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 3:15am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:51am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:56am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:21am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:01pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:55pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:25am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:43am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:55am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:45am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:43am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:37am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:31pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:00pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:28am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:48pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:04pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:27pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:28am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:36am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:30pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 4:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:47am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:27am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:40am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:37pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:37pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:44am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:57am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:00pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:00pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:08am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:25am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:38pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:48pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:58pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:00pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:12pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:26am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:51am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:23am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:48am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:55pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:47am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 4:05am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:40am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:27am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:58am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:25pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:07pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:48pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:59pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:57am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:13am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:52am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:14am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:03am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:03am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:23am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:23am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:40am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:58am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:49am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:45am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:37am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:55pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:58pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:27pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:58am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:24pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:44pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 4:12am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:24am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:14am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:24am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:32am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:00pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 11:12pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 4:12am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:32pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:18am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:16am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:38pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 3:35am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:34pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 1:35am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 1:35am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:52am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:41am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:54am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:45am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:37am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:48am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:07am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:07am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:38pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 11:56pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:37pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:04am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:41am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:25am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:00pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:58am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:00am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:52am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:14pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:27pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:58am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:30am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:44pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:42am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:37am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:56am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 4:49am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:51am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:25pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:08pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:32am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 May @ 10:13pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:28am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 7:30pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 4:36am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:33am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:04pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:45am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:22am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:59pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:59pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:15am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:11am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:44am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:54pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:38am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 7:22am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 10:42am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:37am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:49pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:44am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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