Soloclaw
Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night SO much more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say, "No sloppy steaks," but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up. We had to eat as fast as we could! Oh, I miss those nights. I WAS a piece of ♥♥♥♥, though.
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come on out pls
GreenieMcWoozy 2019년 12월 5일 오전 10시 18분 
♥♥♥ Alert!

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is ♥♥♥ everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of ♥♥♥ must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The ♥♥♥ has invaded my nostrils. There is so much ♥♥♥. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm \*gargling noises\* drowning- in- \*more thick phlegm gargling\* ♥♥♥! \*dial tone\*
Original 八零三 2019년 2월 5일 오후 9시 54분 
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Gene Kreamre of the Kreamre Clan 2018년 8월 16일 오전 9시 42분 
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GreenieMcWoozy 2018년 6월 3일 오전 12시 00분 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
[DDS]^ ^1👌jobbik 2018년 4월 25일 오전 9시 36분 
MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEATER!!!
Revoraiden 2017년 11월 30일 오후 12시 19분 
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