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45 of 50 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:06am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:01am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:37am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 11:35pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:26am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 9:15am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 8:05am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:59pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:15pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 3:41am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:02pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:22pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:00am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 2:06am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 3:46am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:28pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 3:41am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:42am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 11:55pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:02pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2014 @ 11:54pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 5:31am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 4:40am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 5:13am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 3:41am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:20am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:11am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:23am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:05am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:38am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:02pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 2:36am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 2:39am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 12:46pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:16am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:42pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:31pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 9:39am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:26am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 8:58am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:03am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:31am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.