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first discovered this when my cats, ellie and mordie, did it. i think my cats have a foot fetish, one time i went jogging in the swiss alps and came back home with sweaty feet, and my cats kept sniffing and licking my foot. i usually have clean feet, but recently i have been intentionally getting them wet and sweaty so the stink would get to marinate for a while. ive noticed the more stinky they are, the more the cats get excited. i dont encourage their behavior but i cant stop. i keep telling myself "one last time" and it never ever is the last time. i dont know what to do anymore. i dont know how i can stop. I WANNA STOP I WANNA ive been ostracized by my family and coworkers cause of my rancid stench my feet emits. i dont care, all i live for is my cats and their satisfaction. thinking i might be getting fired soon. cant pay for my liquor and cats if i do get fired. i need this job i need money i need my booze i need my cats. I CANT GET FIRED FROM MY JOB I NEED MONEY. MY LIFE IS FALLING APART. MY CONTROL IS SLIPPING. my cats are looking at me so cute rn. i think theyre mind ccontroling me as we speak. the stink must be getting in my head. i need go wash my feet. MY CATS ARE LOOKING AT ME, THEYR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUTTING VOICES IN MY HEAD I CANT HEAR. my thoughts. its time to end this ♥♥♥♥. my cats have to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go. they gotta go. they cant hurt me anymore. death is the only for them to not hurt anybody anymore. only i can solve this situation ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CATS INSIDE MY HEAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT. id do anything for my cats, but this feet ♥♥♥♥ gotta stop. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP i hear them in mY SLEEP. HELP ME STOP THIS MADNESS HELP HELP ME HELP. first step is to find help. people can help me. i can get help. im not alone in this. ive not had a good night rest in months. im putting my cats in a shoebox and shipping them to ukrane. ITS GONNA STOP ITS GOING TO END TODAY RIGHT NOW. i will be safe. i am going to find salvation

i dont have own cats

reading that, you now know how i would treat the things i hold dear to me. similarly i can not resist women. i love women and i would do anything for them. i think im a whole kind gentleman on the outside, but when time to protect comes, my sigma alpha male reveals itself to defend my girlfriend. ive had many confrontations; and everytime my boo and i get home safely. i cannot say what happened to my attackers. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ some women clearly cant handle this hunk of a man and leave me. this i cannot allow. unfortunately for me the law gets in the way, being the good gentleman i am, i obey the law. my favorite game is black ops 1 campaign. i often go to bars and clubs and pick up women to roleplay the mason and hudson interrogation scene with my very own electric chair. (im hudson and the woman is mason). i dont understand how i have infinite rizz at the bar and once i explain my intentions to the girl, they find me disgusting. I DIDNT BUY THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIR FOR NOTHING. i hate that im legally required to disclose i have 42 restraining orders with 19 different women to everyone. it really messes up my flow you kknow?

ive never been with any girls in my entire life. maybe things can change.....