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ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* I'm beginning to think that if opportunity ever does knock, it'll be because it has to use my bathroom.
ㅤ* Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: “There’s a naked person outside!”
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!