But recently the girlfriend, she's disappeared from his pictures, which tells me that, uh, she probably broke up with him, you know, because of all his father issues, and 'cause he's an alcoholic, and because of the copious requests for butt-eating, which, she was thinking was more of a one-time thing, and he was thinking, this is a thing now, like, from now on.

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.

Paper plates for dinner, house is a mess, life as a single parent is full of stress. Makes you want to put a gun in your mouth, or get real high.
But with a little help I think we'll just get by.

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Makes you expel all body fluids. Sweat, piss, and ♥♥♥♥; we got these weigh-ins coming up. Nothing cuts weight like Fight Milk.

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