Who says games are just games?

Game on!

deagle pro

sharpshooter

+rep USP genius

a dominant force in every match

dumb lesbian hahahaha

+rep AWP kingpin

-rep was crying all game and still went very negative lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

+rep nice headshot

+rep AWP pro

+rep from Faceit! good player

valid

Had to google cheats he was taking about prob a cheater?

i dont understand...?

+rep

+rep pretty good player

gogo

Own a flintlock for home defense, since that's what Davy Jones intended. Four scallywags break into my brig. "Shiver me timbers!" As I grab my tricorn cap and blunderbuss. Blow a cannonball sized hole through the first bilge rat, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second rapscallion, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nail the neighbors parrot. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with chain shot, "Ahoy maties" the chain shot shreds two men in the blast, the extra shrapnel broadsides the neighbors galleon. Draw my cutlass and charge the last terrified picaroon. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive on account of the 2 foot-wide gash in his torso. Just as Davy Jones intended.

Sup! lets play CSGO💓

freak

aye :O

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

-rep kid queues in 5stack of legitcheaters. dumb♥♥♥♥s prob maxfix in low tier esea and legitcheat bc esea AC is almost as ♥♥♥♥ as VAC.

you're scum, comparable to a dust particle floating in the wind, irrelevant, and essentially, none existent. You can keep poisoning yourself and others with your minisucle brain talk but in the end, everyone will still view you as mentally incapacitated. My mind is a maze, an endless paradox of power in its purest form. You can't even began to fathom my existence so you formulate these delusions that id somehow be fooled by such childish tricks. Ironic isn't it, you think you're an all powerful scammer but in the end, you're just scamming yourself.

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Gets carried by me and my negev and says I have walls at the end lmao

this man said he's asian but i don't think so

tiger mafia

heyyyyy tiktokerzz UWU

Just wanted to tell you that you are a pathetic loser who will never achieve anything other than mediocrity. You are short so you can't compete in real sports, which is the reason you play cs. And even after the thousands of hours you have put in, you are still nothing.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Had an absolutely rancid experience in public earlier. I went to the convenience store seeking to buy a few cans of Monster Energy, Ultra Paradise as I appreciate the apple-ish taste and also want to keep my blood sugar at a reasonable level... and the moid behind the counter interrupts, and completely soils my experience at the register with a simple phrase -- "have a nice day". Have a nice day. A statement. Have a nice day. Uttered multiple times, a command. Have a nice day. Who the ♥♥♥♥ is this moid, shorter in stature than me, weaker than me, to tell me what to do? I lost my temper and knocked over the gift card rack in utter disgust, and walked out. I don't regret it. I got what I had left the safety of my home to purchase and showed these vulnerable fools a taste of reality. Keep to yourselves. Your little fantasy world where you're in control is an illusion.

guy, you may be gym-fit, but I have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ strength of ten men and will go full chimpanzee on your face. YOU come into MY house? Slap MY ass? SIT ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COUCH? I will freak on you in a way that will mentally and physically scar you for life, and 10 seconds later I'll go back to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eating my bag of cheezies like nothing happened while you slowly die in a pool of your own excrement.

His walls were so legit he reamed me a new brown hole and used me like a rag doll.

Havent had my hole forced open that wide since my uncle got locked up. nutty.

noob

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+rep fast trader and nice guy

society

你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏。

Seidtz vaper

In reality, I’m just okay. But on Tinder, I’m a long dong sex god.
Every time I log on to the site, it’s a new game for me. BigDick99 is my username and my first name. I’ve hacked the system and gone into the mainframe.I’ve got it all down to a science. Google voice number from New York City. I’m a big wig at a big job.I make my settings just the way I like them. Girls between 18 and 22. No older than 22, otherwise you enter the danger zone. Single moms I talk to until I get a number, then I sign them up for white supremacist newsletters.I pay for the Gold subscription using a credit card I bought off the deep web. Some guy who has cancer and can’t check his bills. Tough luck, but life is meant for the victor, and I’m the victor.

v lol thats insane, probably should say good luck to all your future wives and all their future lives without you.

this guy in my profile gives his skins to everyone for some reason. He gave me karambit lol

Shalom. This is Bernard Goldstein. Professional Jew and automobile dealer. Nice to meet you. And before you go calling me just some regular ol' Jew, I will have you know, I'm no ordinary Jew. I'm a Goldstein Jew. The biggest, best, and strongest Jews out there are manufactured by Goldstein Jew Corporation, Did you know that our motto is "Goldstein, not a single penny wasted." ?

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I have been staring at your picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on POF and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.