Snailygoat: I got so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad on sunday that i was screaming at eggs
Snailygoat: was making scrambled eggs
Snailygoat: a little spills out the side because I'm stirring them very hard from rage of the birds
Snailygoat: shouting literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMMIT WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS

Snailygoat: rest the stir thing on the pan and it rolls off onto the ground
Snailygoat: screaming