Recent reviews by Doc

Peak, love the crashes, really adds character.

Hard game, deep lore, amazing graphics, fun fights.
and dogs

Game gud play now!!

nice

Very cool and chill game with a lot of thinking

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Very fun fish simulator

ROCK AND STONE!!!!

Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Engineer: POW! You are dead!

Heavy: I am dead!

Engineer: Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.)

Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead!

Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!


Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!

Engineer: I dunno.

Heavy: I think it was-

Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead!

Heavy: Ok.

(Sniper enters scene exiting van)

Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!

(A, B, C, or D game starts)

Sniper: The Heavy is dead!

Spy: Correct!

(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)

Spy: So, did you see the murderer?


Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate.

Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(Engineer and Sniper applause)

Sniper: Ah, well that's nice.

Engineer: I am damn proud right now.

(Soldier appears in scene)

Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(Soldier rushes to dead Heavy)

Soldier: That Heavy is dead!

Spy: We know!

Soldier: Who killed him?!

Spy: We don’t know!

Soldier: I will find clues!


(Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)

Soldier: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!

Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: All shocked

(Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen)

Medic: (From far away) Incoming!

(Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.)

Medic: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy)

Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.

Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!

(Camera rotates to Sniper)

Sniper: Doc, what happened?

Medic: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed!

(Intense background stops)

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: Panicking

Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Spy: Well, now what?

(Scout entering while doing the conga in the background)

Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!

Spy: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom

Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…

Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.

Scout: Yea?

Spy: Go home!

(Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in)

Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)

Scout: Screams of pain

Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead.

Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!

Medic: Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car Scout! I can heal yo- Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy

Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!

(Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy)

Demoman: Slurp Slurp It was me!

Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked

Demoman: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest Boom! Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast

Sniper: Screams of pain

Demoman: Woop dee doo!

Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body

Demoman: Burps That’s a joke, lads.

Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Starts laughing like crazy

Demoman: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Engineer Him!

Engineer: Shocked How did you know?!

Demoman: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.

(Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster)

Demoman: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.

Engineer: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!

Spy: You monster!

Heavy: But whyyyyy?

Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

Heavy: Engineer, stop!

Engineer and Heavy: Arguing

Spy: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)

Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead.

Heavy: No u, POW! Haha.

(Engineer falls dead on floor)

Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise.

Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises

Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

Very beautiful game with an awesome experience. New and old mechanics make the world feel like one big parkourpark. Just awesome