It's Newcastle versus Liverpool
Trent has it, surely that's a foul by Gordon
No, Trent has been booked for dissent
Gordon has it, surely that's a second yellow
No, the ref's shat himself and Trent stays on
Salah plays it back to Trent
Oh my, Reece James fanboys will get a hard one watching that
Claire Balding is one-on-one
Goal, Claire Balding scores
And the Newcastle manager is shushing Klopp (er, hello?)
Isak is through, red card! (what?!)
Oh my, Nemanja Vidic fanboys will get a hard one watching that
Where are you going boss?
I mean, Jason?
Going to get the dressing room ready for the team photo of our win

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