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108 of 127 (85%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 5:47pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 6:52pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 7:05pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 6:42pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:21pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 6:16pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 7:20pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:32pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 7:07pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:14pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 12:52pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 6:03pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 7:08pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 7:15pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 12:26pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 5:39pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 6:43pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:24pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:27pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 9:17pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 8:42am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 5:30pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 4:58pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 8:28pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 12:11am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 6:01am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 8:49pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 5:35pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 8:31am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 5:26pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 11:58pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 9:11pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 8:34pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 8:29pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 8:49am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 12:04am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 5:51pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 11:58pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 5:21pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 12:07am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 8:32am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 9:38pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 6:52pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2014 @ 8:45am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 9:16pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:58pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:37pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 2:24pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 11:52am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 2:26pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 8:34pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:35pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 11:41am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:57pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:51pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:45pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 11:37am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:11pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:24pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:37pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:54pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:08pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 11:30am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 11:39am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:18pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:45pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:26pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:50pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:30pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:42pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:02pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:11pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:43am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:41am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:56pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:17pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:21pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:46pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:42am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:50am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:22pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:20pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:18pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:31pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:01pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:19pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:37pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:40pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:42pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:24pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:07pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:24pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:29pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:56pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:38pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:18pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:42pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:35pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:19am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 10:01am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:01pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:20pm



Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.