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OHHH GOD!! 1358008 is Soooooo HOT!!! Ever since I was a 4th grader, I would take a calculator home, type 1358008 on the calculator, and rub it against my crotch. I've become addicted to 1358008, to the point of where it has become the focus of my life. I now am trying to accumulate as much money as I can, so that I can buy 1358008 calculators for my ultimate gang bang. I've tried ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ women, but its not the same. I've even tried giving them tattoos with 1358008, but it's not the same. Only calculators. I've tried papers, parchment, poster boards, men, phones, tablets, but only calculators with 1358008 typed on it can satisfy my need to nut 1358008 times a day.

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MY NAME IS BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUT!