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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:27am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 9:10am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:28am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 9:19am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:47am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:07am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 9:12am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?